Scenario: You heard from a friend about
a great place to eat. It was just what you were searching for, but did not know where to find it. Then, you start noticing
the signs everywhere. You even saw it on the television.
"Wow", you think. "I have looked everywhere, and here it was
all along, right before me." "All I needed was to be aware that this place existed".
You see the advertisement. It reads:
CREATOR'S CAFE
Open 24 hours a day -
7 days a week - 365 days per year
We Never Close! Ya'll Come.
You make up your mind to check out this place. Everything
your friend has told you about this great place just seems too good to be true.
So, you make your way to the Creator's
Cafe.
You open the front door, and the most wonderful sights, sounds, and smells
hits you. It is so awesome that
you become a little nervous. "Is this a fancy place? Am I dressed properly?" you ask yourself. Then you notice a small sign
that reads:
CREATOR'S CAFE
Come as you are!
Enjoy!
Please seat yourself.
So, you take a seat. And, waiter comes over
with the menu.
He speaks with you. But, He has not handed the menu to you.
You are puzzled, so you ask him, "Is that
the menu for me?"
He replies, "Yes, but only if you take it."
So, you take the menu and open it up.
CREATOR'S CAFE MENU
APPETIZERS
(Especially
suggested for first timers)
Genesis..................................................
Ezekiel...................................................
Daniel....................................................
Revelations............................................
MAIN COURSE---ENTREES
Exodus...................................................
Leviticus................................................
Numbers................................................
Deuteronomy.........................................
Joshua...................................................
Judges...................................................
Ruth......................................................
I Samuel................................................
II Samuel..............................................
I Kings....................................................
II Kings..................................................
I Chronicles............................................
II Chronicles...........................................
Ezra.........................................................
Nehemiah................................................
Esther......................................................
Job...........................................................
Isaiah.......................................................
Jeremiah...................................................
Lamentations............................................
Matthew....................................................
Mark..........................................................
Luke..........................................................
John..........................................................
Acts...........................................................
LIGHT MENU
(
Same good food, only smaller portions)
Hosea........................................................
Joel...........................................................
Amos.........................................................
Obadiah.....................................................
Jonah.........................................................
Micah.........................................................
Nahum.......................................................
Habakkuk...................................................
Zephaniah..................................................
Haggai.......................................................
Zechariah...................................................
Malachi......................................................
SALADS
Romans......................................................
I Corinthians.............................................
II Corinthians............................................
Galatians...................................................
Ephesians..................................................
Philippians................................................
Colossians.................................................
I Thessalonians........................................
II Thessalonians.......................................
CAFE SPECIALTY DISHES
I Timothy.................................................
II
Timothy...............................................
Titus........................................................
Philemon.................................................
Hebrews..................................................
James......................................................
I Peter.....................................................
II Peter....................................................
I John......................................................
II John....................................................
III John...................................................
Jude.........................................................
DESSERTS
Psalms......................................................
Proverbs...................................................
Ecclesiastes..............................................
Song of Solomon.......................................
Each meal comes with your choice of unleavened breads
A beverage is included:
Wine & Water
Milk
(on request)
Guests may order from the menu
or take advantage of our all you can eat buffet.
You look
the menu over. "Everything looks so good." you tell the waiter.
Finally, you make your choices.
When the food arrives,
it smells so wonderful. The colors are perfect.
You have never seen food such as that which is before you.
You take
your first taste and all your senses come to life. You eat every bite and find that you want more.
The waiter returns,
and he asks, "Are you ready for seconds? No extra charge."
"Yes, please!", you reply.
The waiter brings your second
helping. You take a bite and discover it is more wonderful that the first. "How can this be?" you ask the waiter.
He replies,
"Your senses were overwhelmed by the awesomeness of the food
the first time. You have learned to appreciate it more the
second time."
"The third time will bring you even more appreciation," he tells you.
And, he was right, you think as
you finish off your third plate full.
The waiter returns with your bill. You pick it up and walk toward the front
of the Cafe. But, then you realize that there is no cashier. You stop the waiter and ask him about this. He says, "You have
not yet looked at your bill."
So, you open the bill and find these words:
NO CHARGE
By Authority of your
CREATOR
Paid in full by
HIS SON
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Ya'll Come Back Now
By
one of our Father's Servants
